TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC
when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight
I wanna be
where the people are
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
Wait a second, am I tripping balls?
HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
Sometimes life is just beautiful.
there he go
For Callmefreakfujiko, cause you have a deep need to see this.
Follow the music to the forest temple!
Inspirational pokemon photos.
Australians on Tumblr
oh my god
America has an eagle plushy.
Its not an eagle plushy its a cool eagle plushy duhhh
Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.