Best bounty hunter's blog

sasstiel-has-arrived:

TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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we can be like they are

notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

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captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

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castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

hardcorexeph:

nuggielovinspirit:

mandopony:

arewefadingout:

videohall:

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

there he go

For Callmefreakfujiko, cause you have a deep need to see this.

Follow the music to the forest temple!

Canada: A-a...
America: America?
Canada: A-a-a
Canada: ABOOT FUCKING SHIT

thefuzzletor:

Inspirational pokemon photos.

sexaytroylerphandomtime:

regalswag:

dhdingo:

egobus:

Australians on Tumblr 

oh my god

America has an eagle plushy.

Its not an eagle plushy its a cool eagle  plushy duhhh 

pr1nceshawn:

Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.

Me: *looks at a copy of Les Misérables*
Me: I could bludgeon a man to death with this
Me: ...
Me: The power of literature
*Talks Dirty to my McDonald’s*